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[snoring]
[clock ringing]

2
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[upbeat music]

3
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[cheerful music]

4
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[sighing]

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This is gonna be a perfect day.

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I woke up late, had breakfast,
went back to bed,

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woke up again,
had breakfast...

8
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Yeah, a perfect day.

9
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And no one is going to ruin it.

10
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[Lucky] Hi, Garfield.

11
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Except, of course, Lucky.

12
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I was wondering if you could
help me with a little problem.

13
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No.

14
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I have a whole bunch of fleas
and I can't get rid of them.

15
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Well, you can keep them.

16
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Oh, you have nothing to worry about.

17
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They love my fur and they won't leave.
Here, listen to them.

18
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-Oh man, I love it here!
-Yeah, me too.

19
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Ha ha ha. That's funny.

20
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No, it isn't. Believe me.

21
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All right. Lemme see...

22
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I got it. You need to find
an even better home for them.

23
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Oh yeah, right, it's genius.

24
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It's very simple. We find a human
who smells like cats and dogs.

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[intriguing music]

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So where, pray tell,
will we find a smelly person?

27
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In here.

28
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The city pound? Of course.

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[snoring]

30
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[suspenseful music]

31
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This ain't gonna work.

32
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I tried it and they'll just come right
back to me.

33
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You and I just smell like cats.
He smells like cats and dogs.

34
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Trust me. Fleas prefer a buffet.
So just keep dancing.

35
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[snoring]

36
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[lively music]

37
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[excited chatter]

38
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[screaming]

39
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Thank you, Garfield the Wise,
I am free of fleas.

40
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Always glad to do a favor for a friend.

41
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[Bruno] Hey, Garfield the Wise.

42
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Could you let me outta here?

43
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Bruno!

44
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Sure, why not?

45
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[cheerful music]

46
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See you later, guys.
I've got a perfect day to get back to.

47
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That Garfield is one smart cat.

48
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Yeah. I saw how he solved
your flea problem.

49
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Hey, do you think...

50
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[Al screaming]

51
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Do you think he could help me with
a little, uh, "romantic" problem I have?

52
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Sure. Garfield can fix anything.

53
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[cheerful music]

54
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As I said before, no one is
going to ruin this perfect day.

55
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[Odie whimpering]

56
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Except, of course, Odie.

57
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You want me to throw the stick
so you can fetch it, boy?

58
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[barking]

59
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I was prepared for this.

60
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Okay. Put the stick in that bowl there.

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[intriguing music]

62
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[whimpering]

63
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Good.

64
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Now fetch!

65
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[barking happily]

66
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We won't see him again until around...

67
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Oh, season four.

68
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[yawning] Now where was I?

69
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Oh, yes. A perfect day calls
for a perfect nap.

70
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So I'm just gonna--

71
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[Bruno] Yo, Garfield!

72
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[groaning]

73
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This day is getting
less and less perfect, if you ask me.

74
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I was wondering if you could maybe
help me with a little problem I have.

75
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-No.
-Good. It's my girlfriend Trixie.

76
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She broke up with me on account
of she doesn't think I'm nice enough.

77
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Smart lady, that Trixie.

78
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Can you fix it so she thinks
I'm real heroic?

79
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Are you gonna stick around
and annoy me until I do?

80
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If that's what it takes.

81
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[sighing] This way.

82
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Oh...

83
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That's her. That's Trixie, over there.

84
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You gotta convince her I'm a good guy.

85
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First, you gotta find someone
to convince me.

86
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I'm convinced.

87
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Okay. What if she sees you help that
little old lady across the street?

88
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I don't know how to do that.

89
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You don't know how to help
a little old lady across the street?

90
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Here, I'll show you.

91
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[intriguing music]

92
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Madam, may I lend you a paw?

93
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You're trying to steal my purse!
You bad cat!

94
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[thudding]

95
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That little old lady!
A cat is trying to steal her purse.

96
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Somebody help her! Somebody!

97
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[heroic music]

98
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I will help her!

99
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Bad cat! Awful cat!

100
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What have you got in that purse?
Bowling balls or anvils?

101
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I will save you, madam!

102
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[dramatic music]

103
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[action music]

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Bruno! You're such a hero.

105
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Oh, it was nothing.
I just like to help folks.

106
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Good. Help me.

107
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I had you all wrong, Bruno.

108
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[soft music]

109
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You solved my problem,
Garfield the Wise.

110
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Let me know if you ever need anything.

111
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An ambulance would be nice.

112
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[laughing]

113
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Well, maybe I'll be all right.

114
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[Al screaming]

115
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Well, maybe not.

116
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Well, maybe I can enjoy the rest
of this perfect day but I doubt it.

117
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[sighing] No one around.
Let's see how long this nap lasts.

118
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-[snoring]
-[tweeting]

119
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Three seconds. A new world's record.

120
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Don't tell me.
Let me guess. You have a problem.

121
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[tweeting]

122
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And you saw me solve Bruno's problem,

123
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so you figure Garfield the Wise
can solve yours.

124
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[tweeting]

125
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Okay. What is it?

126
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[tweeting]

127
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[cheerful music]

128
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[tweeting]
[dramatic music]

129
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[Garfield] Uh-oh. Looks like Harry's
planning a bluebird lunch.

130
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Wait here.

131
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[tweeting]

132
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Uh-huh... hmm...

133
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Ah, there it is.
Jon's leftover meat loaf.

134
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Here's something you may
never see again.

135
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Food I won't eat.

136
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[intriguing music]

137
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A little shaping here... a little there.

138
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A lot of people don't know it,

139
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but some of the greatest sculptors
in history

140
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did their first work in meat loaf.

141
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Now, we just need
a little blue food coloring...

142
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A masterpiece!

143
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[tweeting]

144
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[laughing]

145
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[dramatic music]

146
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[tweeting]

147
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[Garfield] Looks like you missed.

148
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Yeah, but I'll catch one any day now.

149
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That's what I'm afraid of.

150
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-What did you say?
-Nothing.

151
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Have you ever caught a bluebird?
In your entire life?

152
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Never. But I just know
they taste delicious.

153
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Oh, they're not bad.

154
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You caught a bluebird!

155
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Hey, a cat's gotta eat.

156
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Garfield, pal of mine,
could I have a taste?

157
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Just one teensy-weensy taste?

158
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Well...

159
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All my life, I've dreamed of eating
a bluebird. Please, Garfield...

160
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[Al screaming]

161
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Give me that last line again.

162
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Sure.

163
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All my life,
I've dreamed of eating a bluebird.

164
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Please, Garfield...

165
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Oh, ok, all right.

166
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[stomach gurgling]

167
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Could I interest you in seconds?

168
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No! I don't want another bluebird.
Not now. Not ever.

169
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Who would have thought
they'd taste so lousy?

170
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They're almost as bad as that meat loaf
his human makes.

171
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-[tweeting happily]
-[laughing]

172
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You're welcome.

173
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I don't think you'll have to worry
about Harry anymore.

174
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Now, I am finally going
to have my perfect day nap.

175
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Hey, Garfield.

176
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I ordered cheese three weeks ago
and it hasn't arrived.

177
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And I sent away for new glasses
and they haven't shown up yet.

178
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My owner is feeding me dog food that
tastes like something in a rock garden.

179
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It's so hot in my coop,
my eggs are coming out soft-boiled.

180
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[chatter]

181
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Garfield the Wise!

182
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[chatter]

183
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[action music]

184
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I'm going to solve my problem
and get out of here!

185
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[elevator music]

186
00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:01,600
[action music]

187
00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:05,920
I need to solve my problem: How to get
away from all of their problems.

188
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[whimpering]

189
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[laughing]

190
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[elevator music]

191
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[action music]

192
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[chatter]

193
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Yes! I can solve your problems.

194
00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:34,120
[all] Tell us! How can you solve
our problems, Garfield the Wise?

195
00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:38,520
Well, I won't solve them. I advise you
to take them to Odie the Wiser!

196
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[whining]

197
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[gasping]

198
00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:45,320
Solve my cheese problem, Odie the Wiser.

199
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[whimpering]

200
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I need new glasses, Odie the Wiser.

201
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[whimpering]

202
00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,040
About my dog food...

203
00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,480
The heat in my coop...

204
00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,480
[chatter]

205
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,600
[whimpering]

206
00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,000
[screaming]

207
00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:06,640
[action music]

208
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,640
Most of these folks could solve
their own problems

209
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,640
if they just tried instead
of asking someone else.

210
00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:16,640
So finally, I have no problems,
mine or anyone else's.

211
00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:20,720
Why don't you watch where you're going?

212
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:24,160
Don't I have enough problems
with these fleas that I can't...

213
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,080
Hey. I'm not scratching.

214
00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:29,080
The fleas are gone. The fleas are gone!

215
00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,720
Gone?

216
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,360
Where'd they go?

217
00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:34,960
[fleas chattering]

218
00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:37,280
I think I know where they went.

219
00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:40,160
[screaming]

220
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:52,080
Poor cat. He needs to find someone
to solve his problems.

221
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:55,200
[upbeat music]

222
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,640
Subtitling: ECLAIR


